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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

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hentais:

"you know what? fuck school. im going to go watch evangelion." a teenage boy said before quitting school forever. as you may have already guessed…that student was albert einstein

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harrystylesdildo:

youaintrunningshit:

harrystylesdildo:

THIS DUDE IM IGNORING JUST TRIED TO CALL ME

IM LAUGHING

IM WINNING

i love me

"Winning" smfh, obvi ur never gonna be happy if your happiness or security depends on besting ur romantic interests

he has a girlfriend and wants me to be the side hoe

please turn your blinker on and return to your lane which is the shoulder lane with the rest of the broke down vehicles. an officer will attend to you shortly. 

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